Tiger Woods Apologizes to those Offended After Setting Off Social Media Firestorm by Handing Justin Thomas a Tampon as a ‘Prank’ During Golf Tournament

Tiger Woods yesterday apologized to those who were offended after he set off a social media firestorm by handing fellow competitor Justin Thomas a tampon as a “prank” during a golf tournament.

Woods gave Thomas the tampon on Thursday as the two were walking toward their balls after he had outdriven him by 20 yards on a tee shot.

After Thomas dropped the tampon to the ground, Woods put his arm around his shoulder and the two laughed about it.

For some on social media, it wasn’t a laughing matter as Woods was accused of being a misogynist by a leftist mob.

During an appearance before the media, Woods was asked about the “viral” joke and his response to the critics.

Woods quipped, “Yeah, it was supposed to be all fun and games and obviously it hasn’t turned out that way.”

“If I offended anybody, it was not the case, it was just friends having fun. As I said, if I offended anybody in any way, shape, or form, I’m sorry,” Woods explained.

Woods added, “It was not intended to be that way. It was just we play pranks on one another all the time and virally I think this did not come across that way, but between us it was, it’s different.”

Former Olympic sprinter Michael Johnson, however, didn’t accept Woods’ apology and declared in a tweet, “Apology starting with ‘If I offended anyone’ is no apology. But this is Tiger. Never been a leader and he’s Teflon.”

“Still heralded after all the mistakes so he’s learned nothing. Media focus always on miraculous recovery. Never why the need for recovery,” Johnson insisted.

10 Comments

  1. Apologize for what? They put these things in mens restrooms. Dont hear lefty pussies upset about that.
    Besides, show me any female pro golfer who can out drive any pro man.

  2. Lefties have no sense of humor. F’em if they can’t take a joke.

  3. Lefties do have a sense of humor. It’s just that they are running out of things to complain about — seeing as their dreams are being fulfilled by the Biden regime. 🙄

  4. Good thing they weren’t playing ” dick out” rules.

  5. He should have told everyone to take two midol and not call him in the morning.

  6. When is the PGA going to cut ties with this degenerate? Wonder how they are going to spin the next time he passes out from whatever drug he is taking and kills a family of four.

    His name doesn’t even belong in the same sentence as Nicklaus, Palmer, Player, Hogan etc. He may be a great golfer but he is a lousy example of a man.

  7. Why would Tiger Woods apologize for that. He has gotten so used to caving in, and apologizing to the idiotic mob for every little thing he does that offends them. Apparently the little balls he has in his bag, are way bigger than the little balls he has in his sack!

  8. Tiger apparently has been neutered by his owners in the oligarchy, and they forced their slave to apologize for pretending to be a man and have a sense of humor. What Tiger should have done was say this : What the fuck is your problem? I figured that if he couldn’t out-drive this washed up negro, then he’s tranny fer shore!”

  9. Was the apology before or after Tiger inserted a tampon in his own manpuss?

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