John Kerry Agrees With Trump: ‘Massie Tests Positive for Being An A*&hole’

Earlier, we reported on how President Trump tweeted out anger at House Rep Thomas Massie (R) “grandstanding” over the Coronavirus Worker Relief Bill. Former Democratic Presidential Nominee and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry retweeted with a message of approval saying, “finally, something the President and I can agree on.”

Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an a*&hole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He’s given new meaning to the term #Masshole. (Finally, something the president and I can agree on!)

President Trump retweeted Kerry saying, “Never knew John Kerry had such a good sense of humor! Very impressed!”

Massive Trump critic and doctor, Eugene Gu, who responds critically to just about every Trump tweet, called it “quite an accomplishment”. He then lectured politicians everywhere and implored passing the bill, “let this be a lesson to all the politicians out there. This is a time of emergency for the American people. If you stand in the way of sick and dying Americans who need care, then literally everyone on both sides will come after you. So just do the right thing for once.”